Website copywriter.  Mommy.  Lover of zombies. 

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I hate writing bios for myself.  Other people’s biographies are so much easier to write than your own. 

I’m 33 years old.  I’m married to a man who is probably only putting up with me because he has to, and I have the most amazing kid ever.  I’m constantly amazed that he’s mine and he’s still so cool because let’s face it, I’m a dork.

I wanted to be a high school English teacher from the time I was old enough to spell until I graduated college in 2010 when I realized that I don’t have the patience  to put up with 30 teenagers who all think they know everything. This is mainly because I still think  (as I did when I was a teenager myself) that I know everything.

I like to think I have a good sense of humor.  I crack myself up regularly and assume other people are laughing with me, not at me, though I could be wrong.  I’m sarcastic and cynical and stubborn as hell.

I enjoy my life tremendously, but on occasion must be reminded that I shouldn’t take it so seriously.  Sometimes I sweat the small stuff.  Sometimes I make mountains out of molehills.  I’m making an honest effort to chill the eff out.  I hope it’s working. 

I’m a website copywriter, marketing consultant, and social media manager.  I came into the profession(s) accidentally, but I enjoy the new, exciting challenges it throws my way.  I love the variety in topics and I enjoy working from home so I can hang out with Kiddo and keep the house (reasonably) clean.  It also gives me an excuse to spend a ridiculous amount of time on Facebook and Twitter.  And honestly, who wouldn’t love a job you can do in your underwear? 

I like cats, music, and books.  If you want to know something else, feel free to ask.  I might tell you it’s none of your damn business, but I might answer the question.

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